One of my girlfriends makes me tumbl.
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the laywers." Bill Shakespeare.
April 19, 2009
March 27, 2009
NOBODY FOLLOW LIPSTICKONACIG!
she is trying to get to 100 followers and is at 98. Don’t follow her! squash her dreams!
2 years ago • Notes
Driving through Philly for cheesesteaks.
Second fun quote of the day from Ruth:
“I can’t wait to sip champagne on the can”
2 years ago • 4 notes
This one.
Fun Quote of the Day from Ruth:
“I found a pube in my yogurt at work today”
2 years ago • Notes
tonight
First: Make me a sanwich
Second: Make me a sandwhish
Third: Make me a sendwhicht
Fourth: Make me a manwich
Main: Make me a sandwitch
Dessert: Go get me a ice cream sanwich
2 years ago • 14 notes
This reminded me of a tumblr soap opera scene wherein wwjzd and benwasser just found out that their respective lovers, stupidinboston and maryrambin, are having a secret affair.
ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?
2 years ago • 12 notes