my boyfriend has poked me everyday that we’ve been apart this week. it’s cute, but more than a little obnoxious.
Here’s how our relationship works:
Ruth: KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN GIVE ME ATTENTION!!
Kevin: Ok, Tumb Girl how are you?
RUTH: Jesus Christ are you annoying and all your ex-girlfriends are whores.
Seriously where’s my award?
3 years ago • Notes