January 14, 2009

lipstickonacig:

Andy Rooney is always so unintentionally hilarious. In this video he talks about his passive yet apparently seething hatred for catalogs.

Favorite Parts:

1. he’s never heard of Highlight’s Magazine (apparently he hasn’t sat in a dentist’s waiting room since the mid 1930s).

2. wonders aloud whether the Museum Store sells museums.

3. hasn’t had any good fudge in years. me neither, andy. me neither.

1. Ruth has never heard of salt when cooking.

2. I wonder aloud why I still deal with you

3. You might not have had any good fudge, but you are full of shit, sir