Reasons I Steal Your Internet Even Though I Have My Own
1. I can. You have that shit unlocked!
2. Your shared iTunes folder has a shitload of music that I enjoy, but don’t want to pay for.
So thanks, “Dartmouth”-despite your apparent Ivy League education, your lack of common sense kind of makes you an everyday hero to me.
Ruth also enjoys stealing lunch money from kids at the local elementary school. Why don’t you tumbl about that, asshole.
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